Protein Snacks Roundup
- onyxlighthouseinc
- Oct 17, 2025
- 2 min read
My overall diet tends towards keto and at my last visit to Walmart, I spotted a few new protein snacks that looked interesting, thus I tried them so you don't have to wonder which are worth a buy and which are a skip it!
Pure Protein Zig Zag Cake:

These are obviously protein bars inspired by Zebra cakes, which are objectively good snack cakes. I had high hopes based on my opinion of Zebra cakes and the picture on the box.
First off, they are not shaped roundly like the package shows. They are bars, like all the rest, and small ones at that. When you think of Zebra cakes, you think of soft and fluffy cakes. These bars are not Zebra cake soft, but they are softer than the average protein bar. They are a tad chewy, which was a bit off-putting due to my preconceived idea of what this bar would be based on my experiences with Zebra cakes. The taste is...fine. It’s alright. I would reach for it if I was hungry, but probably won’t go out of my way to buy it again. Plus, the expectation of a Zebra cake really set a high expectation, which was promptly dashed when they were just meh.
Wilde Protein Chips Barbeque:

The gimmick with these is that, instead of potatoes, they use chicken to mimic a potato chip. They are okay. The barbeque flavor isn't really strong, which sucks because the funky taste of the chicken chip leaves much to be desired. I think if they really blasted these things with barbeque seasoning then they might be better. They aren't very crispy and don't scratch the chip itch that I was looking for. You are better off going with Legendary chips if you want a more chip like experience without a lot of carbs. Definitely not going to buy again, but I'll eat the rest of the bag eventually so there is that.
Fitcrunch Caramel Peanut:

Nasty. Took one bite and gagged. It has that awful chalky taste some protein bars have and with no real flavor whatsoever. Caramel? No. Peanut? Nah. Chocolate? Nope. Will donate these because I hate them and they will rot if they stay in my house. Hard pass.
Barebells Protein Bars Caramel Cashew:

These were actually good! When I took the first bite, I could have sworn that this was a Milky Way with the caramel goodness and soft chewy nature of the bar. Getting half way through the bar brought me back to reality that this is a protein bar and not in fact a candy bar due to the chewy protein that wasn't being covered with chocolate and caramel. Even with the underwhelming middle compared to the first couple of bites, I will eat the full four pack I got no problem! Overall, Barebells Caramel Cashew is the best of the roundup!!



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